Jack “Attack” Learmond-Criqui: The Superhero, Speedster, and Accidental Tech Disaster

Jack Learmond-Criqui isn’t just a kid—he’s a superhero in the making. With lightning-fast speed on the soccer field and track, he leaves defenders in the dust and finishes races before most people even realize they’ve started. If super speed were a real-life power, Jack would have it.

But superheroes have their struggles, too. Jack has Down syndrome, and while it affects the way he learns and experiences the world, it doesn’t stop him from chasing his dreams. He faces challenges head-on, just like the heroes he looks up to—whether it’s The Flash, Spider-Man, or any other crime-fighting legend. No matter what, Jack never backs down.

However, technology is definitely his arch-nemesis. In one of the greatest tech mishaps of all time, Jack once submerged his computer’s CPU in water. Was he trying to give it a superhero origin story? Was he attempting to “water-cool” it with extreme dedication? No one knows for sure. What we do know is that the CPU did not survive.

When he’s not sprinting like The Flash or unintentionally testing the limits of modern technology, Jack is deep into his love for superheroes. He watches their movies, reads their comics, and dreams of saving the day just like them. And when it comes to video games—well, let’s just say he’s still training. If you ever need an easy win in Fortnite, Jack is your guy.

Despite the challenges, the tech disasters, and the gaming losses, Jack is one of the most incredible people you’ll ever meet. He lives life with the heart of a hero, the speed of a champion, and the humor of someone who can turn even the biggest fails into the best stories. With Jack around, life is never boring—it’s an adventure.